NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
YOU FORGOT THE SHAVED LEGS BUT LITERALLY BEST FEELING EVER
YES OMG DONT FORGET THE SHAVED LEGS GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes
i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone
it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight
but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
didn’t I MY DEAR
didn’t I my -
I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END
Stop hating yourself. Try going one day without saying anything bad about yourself. Try complimenting yourself. Do it again. Buy yourself dinner. Put soft things against your skin. Listen to your favorite songs. Eat ice cream. Eat ice cream naked. You have to spend the rest of your life with you. You’re all you’ve got. Be kind, start loving yourself.
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool